Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...