Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.