Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...