Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...