How to Hug
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Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
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Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...