St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
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A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
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What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
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Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...