Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...