Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...