One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...