Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...