Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...