What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
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Bilingual Dog
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The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
The bored Swede
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How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
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