Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...