Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.