looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...