A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...