Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...