Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.