Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...