Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...