Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...