Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...