Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
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At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
How far to the town?
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New rules for bowling
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A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Bad Japanese economy
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The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
I deserve to be married
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Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...