Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...