Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...