First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...