Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...