Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...