Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Japan’s quality standard
|This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They’re...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...