Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...