Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.