Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
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State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
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At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....