Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.