Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...