A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....