Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...