Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...