The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...