believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...