IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
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Entering into Heaven
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Alcohol vs Women
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What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Try to explain yourself
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If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Robber met animals
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Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...