Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...