What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...