A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...