Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...