What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...