A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...