A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...