Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...