An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.