What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Welfare applications
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Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.